
I’ve had so much fun watching the NBA play-in games on Amazon Prime! From that vintage Steph Curry clutch three to LaMelo Ball’s game-winner, Amazon Prime sure is DELIVERING the goods!
And now to tell you about the biggest sports story of the week: The incident at the World Sw—

—after a sanitation crew cleaned up the mess, police understandably arrested Johansson … but referees couldn’t identify any on-field rules that were broken, so the goal counted! What a story, glad I could share it with you guys!
– Rodger Sherman

⛳️🏌️♂️ DED Golf 💀🪦

Via Flickr user MBell1975
On Parks and Rec, Tom Haverford lamented the demise of his loud, stupid business by saying, “They say you’ve gotta spend money to make money … and I don’t know where we went wrong. We spent a lot of money.” LIV Golf was just as loud and stupid as Entertainment 720, and also paid past-their-prime athletes exorbitant amounts of money to stand around and do nothing … except the people in charge were spending money mostly to distract from various human rights violations.
On Wednesday, multiple outlets reported that the Saudi government is pulling its funding from LIV. As of publication time, this weekend’s LIV event in Mexico City is still scheduled to happen today, and the tour’s commissioner says the 2026 schedule will be completed. But the league never never had much going for it besides “billions in Saudi cash.” How or why LIV Golf would continue if the faucet gets been turned off is unclear.
Let’s break down this fantastically expensive disaster:
A quick timeline: LIV was announced in 2021 and held its first tournament in 2022. The tour signed a handful of the PGA Tour’s top golfers to hundred-million dollar contracts, which are rare in a sport in which players traditionally earn their pay through sponsorships and tournament prizes. But the PGA’s very best players largely stayed where they were as the tour increased its payouts. The last big defection was Jon Rahm in December 2023. This past year, players started leaving LIV and going back to the PGA Tour.
The key to LIV was the money — seemingly endless amounts, courtesy of Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund. Many accused the Saudi government of sportswashing … and as Sportico pointed out, Saudi crown prince Mohammed bin Salman pretty much agreed. He used the actual words “sport washing” when describing Saudi sports investments.
And there was so much money. Rahm won $87 million in just two years of LIV golf, which would put him fourth on the all-time career PGA Tour money list.
Some guy named Talor Gooch won $69 million. LMAO.
But LIV also claimed to offer innovations on the sport. The tournaments were 54 holes instead of 72. (LIV is supposedly a Roman numeral backronym for 54.) The golfers were split into teams that competed for championships in addition to the individual prizes, allowing fans to become supporters of “the 4Aces” or “RangeGoats GC.” (“Join the Goat Gang,” LIV’s website begs.)
Few businesses have tried more desperately to seem Fun. (And is anything more Fun than desperation?) One of LIV’s early slogans was “Golf, but Louder.” I remain haunted by this video simply titled, “Party Time.”
LIV also offered extreme closeness with President Trump, who appeared at events hosted by Trump-owned clubs at a time when the PGA had pulled out of Trump clubs after he tried to overturn the 2020 election. Finally: A league for people who actively want politics in their sports.
I cannot stress this enough: Nobody wanted to watch this. LIV events got comically low TV ratings. When the two tours went head-to-head on network TV last year, the PGA’s viewership quadrupled LIV’s.
The most-watched LIV event ever, a 2025 tournament finale on the real-deal FOX network, got about 484,000 viewers. Here are some of the things that aired on TV this past Saturday that got more viewers than the highest-rated LIV round ever: regular-season college softball, regular-season hockey, a race in the second-tier of NASCAR, and a new Hallmark original movie.
The UFL gets better ratings for most of its games. And it’s not trying to beat the NFL!
Per financial filings, LIV lost $590 million in 2025 alone.
FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY MILLION. In LOSSES! In ONE YEAR!
That’s right folks. You’re currently reading a newsletter that was $590 million more profitable than a professional golf tour in 2025.
To prevent golfers from leaving, LIV increased its payouts in 2026 from $25 million per event to $30 million.
One easy way to judge LIV’s success was major events where its players competed side-by-side with the PGA’s. For a while, that comparison looked pretty good for LIV. Brooks Koepka and Bryson DeChambeau won majors in 2023 and 2024, and Rahm and Cameron Smith joined LIV shortly after winning major events.
But PGA Tour golfers swept the 2025 majors, and only one LIV golfer (Tyrrell Hatton) finished in the top 30 at the Masters. Only two LIV golfers (Rahm and DeChambeau) are among the top 30 in the current DataGolf rankings.
Part of the problem is that LIV picked a bad set of aging golfers. (One of its most expensive signings was Phil Mickelson, who is 55 years old and has missed the cut at 11 of the last 16 majors.) But what’s more striking is that even the golfers who were good at the time they signed with LIV got worse. At the start of LIV’s second season in February 2023, six LIV golfers ranked in Datagolf’s top 25. Here’s a look at how four of those golfers fared after joining LIV:

Datagolf rankings for four elite players who signed with LIV. Well … they were elite when they signed.
Maybe LIV’s events failed to prepare golfers for better tournaments. They were generally played at second-rate venues, and literally had less golf in them than PGA tournaments. But LIV also self-selected golfers who wanted a lot of money to play a version of a golf that had fewer rounds and less incentive to actually perform well. Of course those golfers got worse! Irons sharpen irons!
The end result was bad golf played by poorly-motivated rich guys.
The LIV story feels like an important lesson: If you build something that sucks, nobody is going to show up. And the people who do will probably suck as well.

⚽️📉 Tottenham Coldspur 📉⚽️

Great news: I’ve got ANOTHER story about people producing a sub-par sports product with hundreds of millions of dollars.
I feel like half the American soccer fans I know who have adopted a Premier League team ended up picking Tottenham Hotspur. Cool name! Cool logo! They’re generally good, so it’s generally fun to root for them! But they’ve never won the league, so it’s not like you’re bandwagoning!
Those fans might have to pick a new Premier League team next year. With only a few games remaining in the season, Tottenham are in the relegation zone, in legitimate danger of being sent down to the second tier in what would be one of the most humiliating results in modern soccer history. Let’s break down this potential disaster:
Tottenham are in 18th place. They haven’t won a league match in 2026. They’re on their third manager of the season, Roberto De Zerbi, having already fired Ivan Tudor and Thomas Frank, who himself was only hired after the offseason firing of Ange Postecoglou.
The road to salvation got a lot harder in the last week. On Friday, West Ham beat Wolverhampton Wanderers 4-0, jumping Tottenham in the standings and pushing them into the relegation zone. And one of the teams just above Tottenham, Leeds United, pulled off a shocking win over Manchester United on Monday. They’re now six points clear of Spurs, likely safe from being caught.
And on the field, Tottenham’s performance just keeps getting worse. Here’s an ESPN graphic charting their position in the league over time.

Since Jan. 1, Tottenham are the worst team in the Premier League. They’re the only team without a win this calendar year, and they are dead last in goal differential.
I’m trying to do the British thing where they say “Tottenham are…” btw. I’m probably gonna mess it up like 8 times.
Things are especially bad at home, where Tottenham have won just twice all season, including the season-opening match on Aug. 16. Over the last eight months, Carson Wentz has won as many games in Tottenham Hotspur Stadium as Tottenham Hotspur.
Why is this a big deal? Normally, money buys wins in soccer, and Tottenham have the sixth-most expensive roster in the world. Forbes ranks them as the ninth-most valuable club in the world. They’re about twice as valuable as the second-wealthiest Premier League team ever to get relegated.
Why is Tottenham so bad? ESPN’s Ryan O’Hanlon (my first editor at The Ringer!) has a solid theory: Tottenham’s relatively new management built a roster loaded with exceptional athletes graded highly by various cutting-edge player tracking services. Basically, it’s just like how I might fill my FIFA roster with a bunch of players rated 97 in “speed” and “agility.” Unfortunately for Tottenham, they’re all bad at passing. In a video game, those players can outrun the opposition and win me the Premier League; in real life, they’re non-functional.
What’s bizarre is … Spurs have done great in European competition! They made the final 16 of this year’s Champions League, which means they’re probably going to finish better in the Champions League, the most prestigious competition on the planet than in their domestic league. No Premier League team has ever been relegated while participating in the Champions League. Only a handful of CL teams have ever been relegated, and none since 2011.
When a team this big gets sent down, it’s usually due to severe financial mismanagement — “doing a Leeds” has its own Wikipedia page — or as punishment, as happened to Juventus as a result of the Calciopoli ref-fixing scandal. It’s basically unprecedented for a club of this caliber to perform so poorly as a result of simply Being Bad At Soccer.


🤷 Whoops! So sorry that happened to you 🤷
The Hornets eliminated the Heat in the NBA play-in tournament on Tuesday night on a game-winning overtime layup by LaMelo Ball. Honestly, one of the most fun NBA games I’ve seen all season.
But at the start of the second quarter, Ball made one of the most illegal plays you’ll ever see in an NBA game, yanking the legs right out from under Bam Adebayo, causing the Miami star to fall hard on his back and leave the game with an injury. The NBA later announced that Ball should have been ejected from the game … but, whatever, too late, nothing we can do about it now. Sorry your best player got injured and their best player got to keep playing and then hit the game-winning shot. Enjoy the offseason!
⛹️♀️ A whole offseason in a week ⛹️♀️
It’s tough to keep track of what’s going on in the WNBA. After the league and the WNBPA agreed to a new collective bargaining agreement in mid-March, they had to do free agency and a draft and an expansion draft in just a few weeks before the season starts in May. And a lot happened in Monday’s draft!
UCLA had a record five first-round draft picks and a record six players taken overall, all in the top 18 picks. Turns out they were good at basketball, in case you missed their 28-point win in the national championship.
Dallas drafted Azzi Fudd, who will be reunited with former UConn teammate Paige Bueckers. Fudd and Bueckers are probably a couple, but they’ve chosen to be private about it over the past year, and their relationship wasn’t mentioned on the draft night broadcast. I’m used to covering men’s sports, where public relationships between players are uncommon, so my instinct was to yell OMG THE TOP PICKS ARE DATING? WHAT IF THEY BREAK UP? WHAT IF ONE GETS TRADED? DID THEY TAKE HER BECAUSE THEY’RE DATING? … but as Frankie de la Cretaz wrote in Out of Her League, queer relationships are much more common in women’s sports, and players have long proven capable of acting professionally in similar circumstances.
The biggest surprise of draft night was probably Golden State’s decision to draft and then trade LSU star Flau’jae Johnson … followed by a bizarre press conference where Valkyries GM Ohemaa Nyanin refused to comment on the trade, saying she prefers not to speak about her strategies publicly. It now seems as if Golden State agreed to the trade without realizing Johnson would be available. (BTW, those posts are from Marisa Ingemi’s new beehiiv newsletter Valkyries Beat where she’ll be covering the team!)
🚴 WOUT! There it is! 🚴
Paris-Roubaix — the most famous one-day race in cycling, taking place over cobblestones (!) in northern France — took place last weekend, and Belgium’s Wout van Aert scored the biggest win of his career after an extended duel with Tadej Pogacar. As usual, Michael Baumann of Wheelysports has an excellent writeup about the showdown.


🤸♀️ NCAA Women’s Gymnastics Championships 🤸♀️
Saturday, April 18, 4 p.m. ET in Fort Worth, Texas (ABC)
Oklahoma has won three of the last four team national titles and is ranked #1 in the nation. I think I might be more interested in the battle for the individual all-around title, which will be decided in Thursday’s semifinals. (Also, following the team competition makes my head hurt. There’s too much going on!) It’s pretty neck-and-neck between LSU’s Kailin Chio and two-time Olympian Jordan Chiles, who is finishing out her college career for UCLA. Here are previews for the team competition and the individual battle from College Gym News.
🤸♂️ NCAA Men’s Gymnastics Championships 🤸♂️
Saturday, April 18, 7 p.m. ET in Champaign, Illinois (ESPN2)
Oklahoma is also the #1 seed in this one, although it hasn’t won the natty since 2018. Do you think the band plays Boomer Sooner after every routine?
🇪🇺⛹️♀️ Euroleague Women Final Six ⛹️♀️🇪🇺
Through April 19 in Zaragoza, Spain (YouTube)
The finale of the European women’s hoops season features a team that would be stacked even by WNBA standards. Turkish club Fenerbahçe has had Emma Meessemann and Gabby Williams all season long, and lured Breanna Stewart overseas specifically for the finals. (Stewart said on a podcast that the team “literally offered me something I couldn’t refuse” and did not elaborate. Mysterious!)
🧔♂️🏙️ Manchester City v. Arsenal 🔫🔫
Sunday, April 19, 11:30 a.m. ET (NBC)
A rare 1-vs-2 battle late in the Premier League season! I mean, I’m still more interested in Tottenham’s flop, but intriguing nonetheless.
🏐 LOVB Finals: Salt Lake vs. Austin 🏐
Game 1, Thursday April 16, 8 p.m ET. Game 2, Saturday April 18, 8 p.m. ET. Both in Long Beach (USA Network)
Fun format alert: This is a best-of-two series, which means that either a) one team will win 2-0 or b) the teams will tie 1-1 and then immediately play a “golden set” tiebreaker to decide the championship. (So basically … tune in Saturday!)
College Dodgeball Nationals
Saturday, April 18, in Athens, Ohio (YouTube)
Got a reader submission here! You tell me about some sports, I’ll put them in the newsletter! The college dodgeball national championships are this weekend and streaming on YouTube. Miami (Ohio) is looking to repeat, but Ohio State is the top-ranked team in the country. (Ohio is apparently a dodgeball state.)

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