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Mar 20, 2026
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15 min read
We got the first upset of March Madness and the first devastating near-upset of March Madness. PLUS! A Division III dynasty comes to an end.
Mar 17, 2026
55 min read
A ridiculously thorough guide to each of the 22 mid-major teams that could make memories this March.
Mar 11, 2026
18 min read
Welcome to March! You are now a Miami University RedHawks fan! Let's get caught up in case you haven't been watching this season.
Mar 6, 2026
19 min read
The Paralympics are the most mind-blowing sporting event on earth. Let's tune in and saying WOW and WHAT and HOW for the next two weeks!
Feb 23, 2026
25 min read
Team USA capped off its best Winter Olympics ever with DOUBLE GOLD IN HOCKEY. It was such a joy to watch these Winter Olympics with you.
Feb 22, 2026
26 min read
The joy, the awe, the magic of Johannes Høsflot Klæbo, the star of these Olympics and the GØÅT. PLUS, a recap of all the low-stakes scandals that rocked The Messy Olympics, and a look at THE LAST DAY OF COMPETITION.
Feb 21, 2026
23 min read
Norway sets a new Olympic record, breaking an Olympic record held by Norway. Tomorrow I'll write about another Norwegian Olympic record. When will we be free from Norway's reign of terror?
Feb 20, 2026
We got two AWESOME Team USA gold medal performances on Thursday. MacArthur Park is GOLDEN in the dark. (And what a debut for SkiMo!)
Feb 19, 2026
Yesterday was the best day at the Olympics. Today is gonna be the new best day at the Olympics. But more importantly: DOG!
Feb 18, 2026
20 min read
Is it better to have style or maximum spinnies and flippies? PLUS! American celebrations come back to haunt us and a German sweep.
Feb 17, 2026
22 min read
Elana Meyers Taylor, American Superhero. Plus, sometimes you just need to lie down in the woods and wait for everybody to go away.
Feb 16, 2026
21 min read
Italy has already set its all-time record for Winter Olympic medals. PLUS! An update on the curling scandal(s) sweeping Milan. (Ha. Sweeping.)
Feb 15, 2026
A Winter Olympic medal for... Brazil? Plus! A Swedish ski catastrophe and condom updates.
Feb 14, 2026
Plus, breaking down Ilia Malinin's disaster.
Feb 13, 2026
Jessie Diggins digs deep, and that's why she's the greatest U.S. cross-country skier ever. PLUS, more inane rules, LOTS of Italians making history, and I think I found the one normal biathlete.
Feb 12, 2026
The Olympics discovered a new way to break my heart called "men's doubles luge." PLUS: French judges are breaking figure skating!! Again!!! And all the medals you may have missed on Day 6, and all the medals you can expect on Day 7!
Feb 11, 2026
TMI from a Norwegian biathlete, USA curling meets a Swedish sniper, and another Olympic bummer for Mikaela Shiffrin
Feb 10, 2026
PLUS! A ski jumper who's afraid of heights, broken medals, evil podiums, and bringing back the 1990s via ice dancing and AI.
Feb 9, 2026
Feb 8, 2026
Feb 7, 2026
THE 2026 WINTER OLYMPICS ARE UNDERWAY. We have Lindsey Vonn's war on ACLs, more on the Ski Jumping Penis Story, a cute Curling Baby, and more!
Feb 3, 2026
The greatest sporting event in the world is back!!! Here are the stories everyone's going to be talking about, as well as the stories that I, an Olympics sicko, think you should know. Oh, and I'm going to be doing this every day.
Jan 26, 2026
11 min read
The Patriots are AFC Champions after their only TD came when a backup QB backpedaled 20 yards and chest-passed the ball backwards AND I'M NOT MAD ABOUT IT AT ALL
Jan 22, 2026
5 min read
Jan 20, 2026
16 min read
It’s the greatest story in college football history. Maybe hope and belief aren't so naive.
