The Olympics, Finale: Team USA's Best Winter Games Ever

Team USA capped off its best Winter Olympics ever with DOUBLE GOLD IN HOCKEY. It was such a joy to watch these Winter Olympics with you.

Olympics Day 16: The Klæbo Gæmes

The joy, the awe, the magic of Johannes Høsflot Klæbo, the star of these Olympics and the GØÅT. PLUS, a recap of all the low-stakes scandals that rocked The Messy Olympics, and a look at THE LAST DAY OF COMPETITION.

Olympics Day 15: It's All Norway

Norway sets a new Olympic record, breaking an Olympic record held by Norway. Tomorrow I'll write about another Norwegian Olympic record. When will we be free from Norway's reign of terror?

Olympics Day 14: AMERICAN WOMEN

We got two AWESOME Team USA gold medal performances on Thursday. MacArthur Park is GOLDEN in the dark. (And what a debut for SkiMo!)

Olympics Day 13: DOG AT THE OLYMPICS

Yesterday was the best day at the Olympics. Today is gonna be the new best day at the Olympics. But more importantly: DOG!

Olympics Day 12: The Biggest Air

Is it better to have style or maximum spinnies and flippies? PLUS! American celebrations come back to haunt us and a German sweep.

Olympics Day 11: Good tears, bad tears

Elana Meyers Taylor, American Superhero. Plus, sometimes you just need to lie down in the woods and wait for everybody to go away.

Olympics Day 10: 🇮🇹🛵🍝 The Best Italian Olympics Ever🍕👨🏻‍🍳🤌

Italy has already set its all-time record for Winter Olympic medals. PLUS! An update on the curling scandal(s) sweeping Milan. (Ha. Sweeping.)

Olympics Day 9: Skiing gold for... BRAZIL!?!?!?!

A Winter Olympic medal for... Brazil? Plus! A Swedish ski catastrophe and condom updates.

Olympics Day 8: CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!

Plus, breaking down Ilia Malinin's disaster.

Olympics Day 7: One more trip to the Pain Cave

Jessie Diggins digs deep, and that's why she's the greatest U.S. cross-country skier ever. PLUS, more inane rules, LOTS of Italians making history, and I think I found the one normal biathlete.

Olympics Day 6: You win some, you luge some

The Olympics discovered a new way to break my heart called "men's doubles luge." PLUS: French judges are breaking figure skating!! Again!!! And all the medals you may have missed on Day 6, and all the medals you can expect on Day 7!

Olympics Day 5: A biathlete shoots his shot (derogatory)

TMI from a Norwegian biathlete, USA curling meets a Swedish sniper, and another Olympic bummer for Mikaela Shiffrin

Olympics Day 4: It's Curling Time in America

PLUS! A ski jumper who's afraid of heights, broken medals, evil podiums, and bringing back the 1990s via ice dancing and AI.

Olympics Day 3: How 4th place sealed gold for Team USA

Olympics Day 2: 🇮🇹🍝🧑‍🍳 ITALIAN EMOJIS🛵🍕🤌

Olympics, Day 1: LET THE GAMES BEGIN

THE 2026 WINTER OLYMPICS ARE UNDERWAY. We have Lindsey Vonn's war on ACLs, more on the Ski Jumping Penis Story, a cute Curling Baby, and more!

Your 2026 Winter Olympics Primer

The greatest sporting event in the world is back!!! Here are the stories everyone's going to be talking about, as well as the stories that I, an Olympics sicko, think you should know. Oh, and I'm going to be doing this every day.

They can't keep getting away with this

The Patriots are AFC Champions after their only TD came when a backup QB backpedaled 20 yards and chest-passed the ball backwards AND I'M NOT MAD ABOUT IT AT ALL

My favorite college football coaching hire

If Indiana can do it, we can do it

It’s the greatest story in college football history. Maybe hope and belief aren't so naive.

Staring down Jarrett Stidham

The most important player left in the NFL Playoffs hasn't thrown a pass in two years. PLUS, one last Caleb Williams miracle wasn't enough, and the nuances of attempting a slide tackle in an NFL game.

🧀 THE GRATE ONE 🧀

The Bears finally discovered the Packers' Kryptonite in Caleb Williams. PLUS, Aaron Rodgers' disaster of a POSSIBLE career finale, Kyle Shanahan's virtuosic coaching job, and more from the Wild Card round!

Cinderella has a chainsaw

The story of Indiana football is simultaneously a fairytale and a horror movie. PLUS ... oh yeah, Miami! In any other year, we'd be unable to shut up about the Canes. And we relive the College Football Game of the Year from Monday night.

When a shank ends a season

The Superkickers haven’t totally eradicated shanks yet. PLUS, the Jets go pick-less, the NFC South impersonates the ACC, and MORE from the last week of the NFL regular season.