Sports! Writer
Dec 29, 2025
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The Giants weren’t ready for the Raiders to be *that* bad. PLUS, a defense of running away from Myles Garrett, one of the weirdest Rookie of the Year campaigns, and more!
Dec 22, 2025
Bears fans are having an absolute blast right now. PLUS, we break down how TWO of the biggest games of the weekend -- nay, season -- were decided by obscure officiating, and MORE.
Dec 21, 2025
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The Playoff is never letting the Little Guys have anything ever again. PLUS, the biggest Brawl of the Wild ever, and MORE.
Dec 15, 2025
44-year old Philip Rivers played in an NFL game ... and did NOT die! PLUS, Joe Burrow and the Bengals are in a deep, sad well, J.J. McCarthy keeps forcing me to write about him, and more!
Dec 8, 2025
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It may be the end of an era in Kansas City. PLUS, delving deep into the Colts' absolute hell that is playing in Duval, breaking down Quinshon Judkins' brain fart, and more!
Dec 7, 2025
The Playoff Committee's decision making was so bad that I now have to defend Notre Dame. PLUS: Duke pulled off the funniest conference championship, we had the UPSET OF THE YEAR, and more!
Dec 1, 2025
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The Vikings found out that it can always get worse. Plus, THREE Catches of the Day of the Year, and the Panthers are somehow both the most confusing and most dangerous team in the NFL.
Nov 30, 2025
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Lane Kiffin distracted from a tremendous weekend of ball ... SPEAKING OF WHICH: The ACC-pocalypse is nigh! Ivy League football struck back! And more from the best 48 hours of the year.
Nov 24, 2025
The Vikings need to move on from their 2024 10th overall pick ASAP. PLUS, Jameis Winston makes one of the greatest QB catches ever, the Raiders pin their problems on Chip Kelly, and more!
Nov 23, 2025
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Nov 17, 2025
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Jacoby Brissett, the King of Backup QBs, got his well-deserved record. PLUS: Obligatory Shedeur Sanders discussion, a GAME-WINNING PUNT, and more!
Nov 16, 2025
Texas A&M gave us another reason to gawk at a chaotic college football season. Plus, Texas Tech demonstrates the FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION Heisman touchdown, an incredible week in onside kicks, AND MORE.
Nov 10, 2025
One of the best QBs of all time had one of his worst games. (PLUS! A terrible Giants decision, and the Browns' tank.)
Nov 9, 2025
The first edition of Sports! celebrates Hoosier Magic, stares with confusion at the chaotic ACC, and gets mad at USC for CHEATING! (Kinda.)